2006 in brief:
Fall

 

 

Subtitles inform us of the Mayan dialogue, but it’s hardly necessary anyways. Apocalypto is a visual film. A savage beauty itself, the film shows us the last days of the Mayan civilization through a small group of villagers who are sought for sacrifice from a neighboring clan. Though there are definitely themes of family and survival, Apocalypto is more a visceral work than literary one. And it works. It’s a raw, engaging experience. But it falls short of achieving any notable degree of depth.

 

 

 

Bobby is an odd biopic – largely because it really isn’t a biopic at all. The film isn’t so much about Bobby Kennedy as it is about the 60’s – and the people that, as the film would have us believe – Bobby was fighting for. Nearly a dozen different storylines (each filled with name actors) follow guests or employees of the hotel on the day in which Bobby is later to be assassinated. As of yet, all are unaware of the tragedy yet to occur and are instead fully engrossed in their own problems. The problems run the gamut of the era, covering drugs, racism, alcoholism, class differences, racism, infidelity, Vietnam and racism. Unfortunately, the storylines have no stronger tie and serve no better purpose other than a tenuous connection to Kennedy’s ideals. Bobby is ultimately no more than a ‘name that actor’ parade with a flare of self-importance.

 

 

 

Funny. Very funny. But not earth shattering funny. Sacha Baron Cohen is brilliant as the pseudo-Kazakhstani who comes to America with backward notions of social norms. Every single strange thing that comes out of his mouth is funny, and Cohen plays up the humor even more with his accent and gestures. Borat will probably be a long remembered comedic icon. But as amusing as the shtick is, the practical joke on unsuspecting common folk is pretty well used up by the end of just 90 minutes.

 

 

 

In a reboot of the Bond series we return to Ian Fleming’s first novel and we return to Bond as he’s supposed to be – gritty, passionate, audacious, and human. The script is thick, witty, and twisty, but its fatal flaw is the same as its protagonist’s – its ego. Though Bond comes to discover he can be outwitted, the film seems unaware that its cleverness is often transparent. Nonetheless, both Bond and the film are smart enough to leave us wanting more by the end.

 

 

 

Children of Men is probably the most significant technical achievement of the year. A truly stunning second half offers us long takes of complex, chaotic footage of a world gone bad. It’s an unblinking view of a world without children – and without hope. Children of Men offers some interesting insights into the human reaction to such a dreary world – which sheds some light on the human condition as a whole. But the films hints and suggestions are generally too brief, too unsubstantial to really amount to anything significant.

 

 

 

Dreamgirls starts out as a driving, soulful musical about three singing black girls from urban Detroit who move their way up the ladder of success. But not even an hour has passed before this soultrain crashes into an ugly mess of soap opera like complications. Typical post-success issues befall the girls and their respective mates, to include jealousy, infidelity, drug-use, general selfishness, and avarice. Not only are their problems a mess, but so is the stilted narrative in which it’s told. I never once cared about any of these characters. But at least they sing well.

 

 

 

Counteracting the James Bond image of spectacular espionage, the story of the founding of the CIA is played out so as to show a slow, quiet and impenetrable initiation. Unfortunately, the film itself takes on the very same characteristics. Matt Damon plays a decidedly stoic army intelligence agent in WWII who moves on to become one of the original members of the CIA and struggles to sustain his family life in the midst of his absence and secrecy on the job. Themes of trust and trustability are touched on throughout the too long three hour session, but it’s not enough to tie the film’s obscure ends together.

 

 

 

Happy Feet, which leaves no environmentalist stone unturned and makes awkwardly strong gay parallels, is otherwise a children’s story about a little penguin who is born with the ability to dance instead of making the mating call, like all the other penguins. When he’s not trying to convince his friends and elders that he’s just born that way, he’s off saving his fellow penguins from the famine that has set upon them because the humans are taking all the fish in Antarctica. The best part of the movie is actually Robin Williams as the leader of a posse of Mexican penguins. Seriously.

 

 

 

Rocky comes back for one last fight – apparently just because he has nothing better to do but talk to people in his restaurant after Adrian has died. As is to be expected, Rocky proves that “the heart is the last thing to age.” The film is competently shot and cut, but there’s no more real motivation behind the film than there is behind Rocky. As spirited as Rocky tries and wants to be, it ultimately comes off with a weak pulse.

 

 

 

 
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