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A comedic drama that spends the entire length of the film
in one dragged out break up between a couple living together.
Though it offers some sharp dialogue, most of the rather
absurd scenes of two partners trying to be mean to each
other are played for laughs but end up coming off stale.
There is certainly more complexity in the break up than
is usually given in a film, but what complexity is offered
is stereotypical and predictable.
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Cars is probably Pixar’s weakest
entry to date, and yet to Pixar’s credit, probably
the strongest animated film since, well, Pixar’s Incredibles.
The world of humanized cars is lush in its animation, but
a bit short on its comedy. The fairly pleasant story of
a egocentric racecar who finds friendship in a small desert
town is fine, but lacks some of the narrative complexity
involved in past Pixar pictures.
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Click largely fails in its attempts
to blend its trademark low-brow Adam Sandler humor with a
high-concept morality tale. Its attempt at a Christmas
Carol style change of heart fails because we begin with
a faulty, but already good hearted man forced to see a life
of choices he clearly doesn’t want to make. Unfortunately,
the convoluted script seems to think we’ll ignore its
problems because of a handful of Sandler laughs and an artificially
touching ending.
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As a pseudo non-fiction book, The Da Vinci
Code is really unfilmable. Ron Howard, however, does about
as good a job with the book as can be done, giving weight
to the dramatic storyline while making token attempts at explaining
the conspiracy. Performances and filmmaking is competent all
around, but never quite enough to capture the mystique of
Brown’s mystery.
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The Devil Wears Prada offers an as
to be expected strong performance from Meryl Streep, but doesn’t
use it to accomplish much while Anne Hathaway plays a well
meaning girl who falls into the clutches of Streep's devilish
boss. While the film maintains an air of amusement, it remains
a fundamentally dull film because we don’t get a character
forming decision from our heroine until five minutes remain
in the film.
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I’m not a fan of horror, but The Descent
is one of the better films of the genre. Six girls go into
an uncharted cave and meet big albino Gollum creatures down
in the dark depths. Offers a few good jumps, but the film
is particularly successful in its perpetually ominous atmosphere.
Genuinely claustrophobic.
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A lusciously filmed, decorated and costumed period romance.
And Norton is as engaging as always. But unlike the masterfully
executed illusions performed by Norton’s illusionist,
the offerings of The Illusionist itself never amount
to more than mere parlor tricks.
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A typical Disney underdog sports film, but not
a bad one. Based on the true story, Mark Wahlberg, a struggling
bar tender in a struggling 70’s Philadelphia, struggles
to make the Philadelphia Eagles as a walk on. Conventionally
uplifting, but uplifting nonetheless. And the soundtrack is
great.
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Similar to last year's Mean Girls, John
Tucker Must Die is a teenage genre film that is surprisiningly
smarter, funnier and more engaging than it appears to be at
the outset. Betty Thomas’s direction, however, is sometimes
a bit much, playing too hard to the younger audience and the
film never matures to the level of Mean Girls. The
dialogue between these high school kids is often so good it’s
almost too good, a bit too clever for the credibility of average
teenagers - but the wit and humor is worth it.
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It's full of funny moments, but Little Miss
Sunshine is an indie comedy by the numbers. A family
of quirky characters go on a road trip and we alternate back
and forth between odd events played up for laughs and introspective
moments as each of the characters battle self. Each family
member is failing in their particular way, but instead of
actually addressing their inner conflicts, we are supposed
to believe that all is assuaged by an artificially uplifting
finale. It’s an amusing couple of hours, but I dislike
the film the more I think about it.
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Michael Mann’s Miami Vice is
disappointing, particularly after Collateral and
some very cool Miami Vice movie posters. But while
Mann’s high shutter speed cameras worked in Collateral
and on occasion throughout Miami Vice, it actually
ends up hurting the film. It seems to give off amateur vibes
more often than creating the atmosphere it’s shooting
for. More significantly disapointing, however, is the script
that feels like it was written for an 80’s TV show.
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A TV show with stars and a big budget. The ultimate
popcorn flick – we are never even asked to take seriously
the increasingly impossible action sequences. Best of all
is Hoffman as what has to be one best villains in years; the
only problem is that we got far too little of him.
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A rather Harry Potter-esque trio of youngsters
investigate the haunted house across the street. Makes for
a fun Halloween flick, but comes off rather bland in the midst
of summer. The 3-D effects are well done and make for a passable
experience.
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A sweet, well intentioned comedy of a hapless
Mexican friar who gets involved in wrestling on behalf of
his orphanage. But Jack Black’s over the top comedic
style clashes against Jared Hess’s style of subtle,
unusual characters and circumstances. The vibe is just off.
It ends up coming off like a watered down Black comedy.
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Dreamworks’ latest animation cuts back
on the adult and pop cultural inside humor, but doesn’t
offer much in its place. Instead we get a tamer comedy, neither
insulting nor soliciting the adult audience. It’s a
generic children’s animation, full of cute animals,
simplistic humor and occasional scenes of mild intensity.
Creatively competent and appropriately engaging, it’s
a pleasant kids cartoon, but nothing more.
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Like X-Men 3, Pirates of the Caribbean:
Dead Man's Chest is bigger and better at everything but
the script itself, which is plot-soaked and dry of humor.
The three heroes of the former are back on another adventure
whose details I neither really recall nor care about. Even
Jack Sparrow, the franchise character, gets less time and
less development. But you’re never really given time
to care about the fact that you don’t care, because
swashbuckeling pirates are at it non-stop from the high-seas
to deep within cannibal territories. It’s always a sight
to be seen, but not much else.
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The disaster film involving a sinking cruise ship doesn’t
have much to speak for it, but wasn’t as bad as I
was expecting. The film about a group of people determined
to get out of the ship and move from room to room with various
obstacles along their way plays a lot like a video game.
But like a good game, some scenes are actually kind of intense.
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The hype is real. Snakes on a Plane
is a heck of fun ride. Everyone’s calling it a good
‘bad’ movie, but it’s really not that campy.
Those films encourage you to laugh at them, but Snakes on
a Plane provides us with genuine laughs – and in ample
supply. The film is, of course, plot driven, sensational,
and increasingly unrealistic, but like any good action-comedy,
it just plain offers a good time at every turn. And Samuel
L. Jackson freaken’ owns the house.
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Superman’s return looks better than ever,
with immaculately composed pictures in nearly every shot,
giving us quality shots of the streets of Metropolis to stunning
views of the Man of Steel as he flies about the earth. The
plot offers us little new, as Kevin Spacey’s competent
Lex Luther again tries to take over the world and ward off
Superman with Kryptonite while he’s at it. The film’s
greatest potential lies in the establishment of Superman as
a Savior figure, but the thematic thread is not developed
as fully as it could be and we are left with little more than
a suggestion. But the good news is that Superman’s back,
and I think he’ll be around for a while.
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As usual with Will Farrell, Talladega Nights
is a generally amusing film with a handful of downright hysterical
moments. But the single note character and jokes begin to
wear thin by the film’s end.
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After a truly engaging and well filmed introduction,
where we experience the fall of the Twin Towers from a first
hand point of view, World Trade Center then dives
into over an hour’s worth of melodramatic tears and
anguish from the families of our two main characters who are
trapped beneath the towers. Oliver Stone does redeem himself
somewhat, however, with a rather powerfully uplifting finale
of hope and humanity. But the film remains a very mixed experience.
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X-Men 3 brings more good mutants, more
bad mutants, more storylines, more action and more money to
the big screen, but it all ends up feeling like a bit less.
The plot is so large and chaotic that the characters we’ve
grown attached to get a more superficial treatment. X-Men
3 finishes the story arc created by the first two, but
fails to capture their spirit.
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