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Building on parodies of American Idol, the U.S. President
and Islamic radicals, American Dreamz makes as
if to say something significant, but instead dives off into
a total mess of convoluted plot lines and failed humor.
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Movies that present themselves as triumphal
stories about an underprivileged young person beating all
odds to overcome some great obstacle generally have set
themselves back a step from the onset. The story concept
is a great one and, as such, is oft used and much abused.
As an adherent of uplifting films, I wanted to be lenient
where so many cynical critics were not. But Annapolis
shoots itself way too many times to deserve too much sympathy.
James Franco plays the unlikely candidate in
the Naval Academy, fighting to make his way through. There
is value in his general courage, dedication and kind-heartedness,
but its presentation is rocky enough to lose any sense of
it. A romantic storyline with a female officer is mildly played
but still largely ridiculous and wholly unnecessary. And apparently
there’s not enough in the Navel Academy to maintain
interest, because Annapolis eventually transforms
into an after school boxing movie.
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Halestorm remakes Dodgeball but with
a church basketball team. Full
review.
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A should-be-R gagfest of crude jokes and lame
references. Like its Scary Movie predecessors, nearly
every scene of Date Movie is a allusion to some other
film, most of which are chick flicks, but also includes any
random thing it can think of. The film’s plot focuses
on a storyline most heavily mirroring Hitch, Meet
the Parents and Meet the Fockers. But none of
its constant references come close to constituting anything
resembling actual parody or humor.
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Like the first two, Final Destination 3
is a series of violent deaths. This time, a group of recent
high school graduates manage to cheat death by getting off
a roller coaster at the last second, only to have fate make
its way back to them. A B-movie storyline, but oddly entertaining.
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Harrison Ford is trapped in a by the numbers
plot by Paul Bettany to take his family hostage until he helps
Bettany electronically steal money from the bank. Yet another
passionless, plotty thriller that has been cranked out by
the generic Hollywood playbook. And Harrison Ford is too old
to do the Fugitive thing.
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Ice Age 2 comes right off the heels
of the first with the same characters and a similar tone.
The ice age itself, however, has actually come to an end and
now our crew of snappy animals must migrate their way onto
dry land. Light humor permeates the film, but the end product
remains even less memorable than the first.
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Albert Brooks writes and directs a warm, well-meaning
comedy about himself as a man commissioned by the U.S. government
to figure out what Muslims find humorous, with hopes that
the information will create cultural bridges. After asking
people on the streets of India what makes them laugh, he eventually
sets up a comedy concert that inevitably bombs. While there’s
light humor sprinkled throughout, including a great deal of
self-deprecating humor, we are too often left looking for
comedy in Finding Comedy in the Muslim World.
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A brightly colored children’s fable about
some misbehaved motherless children who eventually warm to
a stern new nanny. It’s all creatively constructed,
but the story offers little that will engage anyone other
than children.
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Since the popularization of the documentary
as a form of film a few years ago, what used to be called
a “concert video” is now a “documentary.”
Heart of Gold offers little more than a concert in
Nashville, but Young makes up for it with a great performance.
The first half is tracks from his album Prairie Wind
and the second half gives us some of his oldies but goodies.
It sounds great – the soundtrack for this one may be
even better than the studio version of Prairie Wind,
and I almost always prefer the studio sound. It’s a
heck of a good time.
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Despite a barrage of excruciatingly unfunny
slapstick gags, Steve Martin still manages to pull some good
laughes in what amounts to both a homage and a reinvention
of Peter Sellers’ Inspector Clouseau.
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A conspiracy within the Secret Service instigates
a showdown between Michael Douglass and Keifer Sutherland,
but ultimately remains shallow, plot-holed. A messy, poorly
constructed script keeps The Sentinel far from the
24-esque type of show it seeks to imitate.
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A couple of boys escape from a correctional camp and pull
into the next town pretending to be some Mormon missionaries,
whose things they have stolen. This terribly unfunny comedy
wants us then to believe in a romance between the local
LDS waitress and our juvenile delinquent star. Not only
do I fail to believe that the two escapees would stay in
the town pretending to be missionaries, and that the ward
members would believe that they were actually missionaries,
but what I really find hard to believe is how this movie
was ever made in the first place.
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A biting, hilarious satire of the smoking industry.
Aaron Eckhart is right on target as a suave, shallow spokesman
for smokers. Quirky, clever and thoroughly engaging.
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A phenominal recreation of the last flight on Sept. 11, 2001.
Full review.
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The masked V recruits Natalie Portman and the
two save England by bombing government properties. Scripted
by the Brothers W, the entire film feels like an exposition.
A few well-choreographed fight scenes remind us of the film’s
graphic novel roots, but while V succeeds in jump starting
his revolution, Vendetta remains short of revolutionary.
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